Aug
3
Yeh kya ho raha hai!
Filed Under Politics
What’s happening to our country?
The recent news which i saw was of the 100+ pilgrims who have died in the Naina Devi temple stampede in Himachal and 50+ people died in Bihar when a truck fell over a collapsed bridge. The country is already grapling with external security threats and on the other hand there are serious health and safety issues within our country itself. Where will the common man go? Is there any safe place left in this country? The administrative machinery seems to be failing with everyday the news channel flashing some or the other breaking news which is well feeding these channels for 24 hours support. The last whole month was awry. there were array of incidents which shook the entire nation
* 24 blasts in Ahmedabad- the chief minister announcing a price tag for the informer.Who the hell will give any information about the terrorist who planted the bombs. If somebody had any information then why did he hide it before. The informer himself will land into trouble. I do not think fixing price monies will do any good. Even there is a big price money on Osama Laden; who till date has come out with any concrete information? No body? It is the governmental and intelligence machinery which has to work and citizens can contribute by being highly alert and vigilant. Why can’t we have a state level TADA like we have MCOCA in Maharashtra. Gujarat requires a GCOC Act soon.
* 8 blasts in Bangalore- Police found evidence that there was a simulative bomb test one day ahead of the blasts. Then why couldn’t they find it before? These bombs were of low intensity but still they were impactful enough to create panic
* Firing has started again in Kargil- is it a sign of official intrusion through borders? What are we doing about it? As usual we will give our stereotypical answers and comments. There is no hard action. Why? are we afraid? If this is the case then we will require a change in our map with Pak attacking from the top and China intruding from the east.
* 25 bombs diffused in Surat- Do you think they were planted by terrorist? May be;but in my opinion it was a prank/side stepping hoax by some group of people. Why the hell would terrorist plant bombs with a 24 hour timer, low intensity and in open places for everyone to see. By doing this they risk themselves of getting nabbed by our great police force. The diff. between the terrorist outfits and our administrative machinery is that the former have a more convergent and open network who talk to each other; who synchronise with each other and then execute; whereas our state agencies do not talk to each other; there is no intelligence information sharing; laws are archaic, specialist people are transferred, we lack cyber crime specialists, we do not have pro-anti-terror laws and specialised task force (other than ATS in Maharashtra). If we take example of UK, within 5 months of the London train blast they came up with modification in law to handle terrorism and promote treatment of equality in the entire UK. They want everyone to feel themselves as part of the British culture and British life.If we want to do something concrete we need to upgrade our laws, change our policies, give more empowerment at the ground level with a check on misuse of control; create specialist to detect events earlier and integrate our stand alone intelligence agencies and other administrative machinery
* Jammu buring over the Amanrnath land transfer issue- this is purely driving political mileage. why did BJP suddenly wake up in the interest of the state?
* 32 people killed in Andhra train fire
* Asaram Bapu’s ashram turning into a grave- Asaram bapu’s years of efforts have gone into vain with these untoward incidents. Who to be blamed? Today police has nabbed two people who have been alleged for the murder of two children. Were they part of the Ashram community? but whatwever may be the case it is the leader’s responsibility to prevent such incidents. Asaram ji really need God’s blessing
These are the top incidents which has shocked July. Are we ready for more? Is this the way the country is going to function? On the other hand inflation and Interest rates have gone through the roof. Common man is finding difficult to survive in big metros? Where will they go? Economy is growing but is it benefitting everybody? Agreed we are a huge country with human capital and everybody cannot be satisfied. but what is the point of growth which cannot touch each and everybody. It is a slow process but i am optimistic about the country’s inclusive growth in future years to come. We need to pay the price to be in a democracy. Where else in this world you can find freedom for everything and loopholes in all the laws. I salute this country and am patriotic to it but where are we heading to? are we on the right path? Do we have the right leaders? I do not have answers for all of them but these are the questions which will keep on coming back at us. So think about it
Jul
28
Take care of your eyes
Filed Under Utilities
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 26-23-36.” It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I thought I’d share it with you. 26-23-36
Step I :-
After every 26 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 23 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 36 paces after every 36 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. It helps in blood circulation for the entire body.
They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless
Jul
28
Mumbai Traffic-Fines and penal structure
Filed Under Utilities
Offences and penaltiesAll of us at some point of time would have experienced the traffic policemen of Mumbai (who are known for taking bribes). However, have you ever checked whether the fine quoted by them is correct or excessive? Do you know the penalty charges for all offences committed on the road.? I did not, until i came across the schedule of charges and fines levied by the government.
Recently I had been to Madh Island via Madh Marve Road. We had three cars running back to back and suddenly one of the cars was stopped by a traffic policemen alleging that the driver was talking on the mobile phone. He started asking Rs 600 stating that it is the official fine for talking on the phone while driving. The other two cars had stopped ahead and I got down from the car and walked down towards the “hawaldar” asking for a settlement since Rs 600 was too much for a small offence. Thanks to my confidence he agreed to settle for Rs 50. Today when I read that the actual fine was only Rs 100 and the cop was asking Rs 500 more than the official penalty it really pinches.
This shows that lack of awareness of the rules and regulations makes us accept the wrong and to encourage things which are not morally right. In my case we bribed the cop which was not right but at the same time he should have been honest.
I have made an excel sheet which lists down the schedule of charges for motor vehicle offences as laid down by the law & its associated rules. It also contains the underlying law/rule/regulation underwhich the penalty has been levied. Hope you find it useful and it enhances your knowledge about the penal structure prevailing in Mumbai
The most common thing which all of us would have noticed/experienced is auto/taxi drivers refusing to ply without quoting any reason . In this scenario or having any other complaint please note down the vehicle number and if possible the name of the driver and register a complaint through any of the following medium. Trust it works
Click the link below to lodge an online complaint
http://trafficpolicemumbai.org/Complaint%20Form%20aginst%20ART.html
Or you can simply fax your complaint to 022-24927237,24924734,24925462
You can also email the Joint Commissioner of Police (Traffic) at jcptraffic@trafficpolicemumbai.org and jcptraffic@gmail.com
enclosing an excel sheet which i have categorised as per fine category and as penalties
regards
Pratik Shah
Jul
24
Hi guys
Working in a team yields the intended results. Sharing a great example of team synchronisation during the black and white era.
This shows that a team can deliver fantastic output. It is a good example to promote team synergies in a corporate environment. It is all about establishing and developing a greater sense of collaboration and trust between team members. It is the team effectiveness which helps the organisation to meet their goals and objectives.
Jul
19
Jaane tu Ya jaane na……an entertainer
Filed Under Movies
Jaane tu ya jaane na is an excellent entertainer especially amidst movies which are not able to hold the box office. This low budget entertainer has all the masala which today’s youth would like. It is a tale of two lovers and a very common story but well directed and well executed.
Abbas Tyrewala has the makings of a fine director. A.R. Rahman’s music is already a rage and the two songs at the start are superb compositions. Cinematography is excellent.
Every member of the cast stands out, but the film belongs to Imran and Genelia. Imran has been presented as the boy-next-door and that works in his favor. He has screen presence and acts very well for a first timer. Most importantly, he looks the part. Genelia adds freshness to her scenes. What makes you take to Genelia is her spontaneity. Also, the mischievous look in her eyes conveys sorrow with equal ease. Wish to see more of her in Hindi movies! Manjari is a complete natural. She is very effective.
The group of friends — Karan [as Rotlu], Alishka [as Bombs], Nirav [as Jiggy] and Sughanda [as Shaleen] — are excellent. Each compliments the other well. Ratna Pathak Shah is highly competent. Jayant Kripalani and Anuradha Patel [as Genelia's parents] are sweet. Pratiek Babbar [as Genelia's brother] springs a pleasant surprise. He is flawless in an unconventional role. Ayaz Khan [as Genelia's fiancé] registers a strong impact. A good actor!
Rajat Kapoor and Kitu Gidwani [as Manjari's parents] are fair. Naseeruddin Shah is in terrific form. Paresh Rawal, again, is wonderful. Arbaaz Khan and Sohail Khan irritate, mainly because the roles don’t work.
On the whole, JAANE TU… YA JAANE NA is a breezy entertainer which will be loved by its target audience — the youth.
Me and my son’s fav. song from the film
Jul
8
Touchy tale- DO NOT DRINK and DRIVE
Filed Under Good Thoughts
“I was walking around in a BigBazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ”aunty, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
I counted his cash and replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.” The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. ‘It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.
I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.’ His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.”
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.’ Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me ‘I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won’t forget me.’ ‘I love my mommy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.’ Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. ‘Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?” ‘OK’ he said, ‘I hope I do have enough.’ I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: ‘Thank you God for giving me enough money!’
Then he looked at me and added, ‘I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!” ‘I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.’
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.”
The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.
Jul
7
Thought for today
Filed Under Good Thoughts
Feeling a sense for GRATITUDE and not EXPRESSING it, is like wrapping a present and not giving it
Jul
4
Pregnancy and Advertising
Filed Under Jokes
A pregnant woman boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: William’s Stick Did The Trick. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.
Contributed by Amit Jain
Jul
4
Thought for the day
Filed Under Good Thoughts
“A clock which is stopped is right twice in a day” …….Contributed by Amit Jain
Jul
4
- The Indian Mutual Fund (MF) industry is expected to witness explosive growth over the next five years. A study by McKinsey & Company projects the MF industry’s assets under management (AUM) to grow at a CAGR of 33 per cent over the next five years, taking the AUM of the overall industry to nearly Rs 16 lakh crore, a four-fold increase over current levels. More than half a dozen new mutual funds are expected to join the Mutual Fund Club in India and by 2009 the Mutual fund industry is expected to cross 50 Asset Management Companies with lot of untapped oppurtunities available in the Indian Fund market. International and domestic financial firms are queuing up to launch mutual funds in India, lured by attractive fees and rising valuations in Asia’s third-biggest economy, and to counter the impact of a sharp fall in broking fees. At least six brokerages are awaiting regulatory approval to break into the 33-member Indian funds industry, assets of which are forecast to more than triple to $520 billion by 2015. With more and more of investment demand being generated in the country through sustained consumption and household savings there are ample oppurtunities for Indian Mutual Funds to scratch the surface. Players are tapping into rising savings as the economy booms and where double-digit salary hikes are common in sectors such as real estate, information technology and financial services. Oppurtunities are coupled with challenges and we feel the below mentioned factors have to be overcomed to tap the oppurtunities available for the fund Industry
I perceive the following challenges facing the Mutual fund Industry in years to come
Product innovation - The industry needs to come out with new products with market hedging capabilities which can enhance returns for investors as well as Asset Management Companies. There has to be increased level of sophistication in the products offered in the market. In order to obtain better returns for the investments, fund managers have to look towards more structured products and absolute return investment products to increase overall fund performance. For Example- We can have long term funds which tap the retirement money of individuals.
Maintaining Right balance between Business and Compliance- There is an increased cost of Compliance and Risk Management with regulations and practices being benchmarked to international standards. Allegations of misconduct have led to rising regulatory standards around the world. The stricter regulatory standards pose a challenge to asset management companies, especially smaller firms lacking economies of scale. The increasing scrutiny of sales of funds is altering the financial relationship between asset management companies and third party distributors. The new environment for distribution will entail far more disclosure than in the past. In additional to regulatory developments, operational and compliance risk has become a top priority for traditional and standalone asset management companies as well
Talent retention and Management- The global upheaval in the mutual fund industry seems to be taking its toll on the Indian outfits with many fund managers changing gears. Some have gone off to rival asset management companies, while others have started their own private equity fund. Managing and retaining the right talent will be a key challenge for the fund Industry
Lack of awareness & financial education- Investor education especially in small town and cities and rural areas is woefully lacking. While AMFI has been making some efforts in this direction, it is relatively inadequate compared to the size of the investing population. More grass-root campaigns especially in rural areas need to be undertaken to popularise Mutual funds and their benefits. With the introduction of more asset classes like gold, real estate and commodities through the MF route, investor education will attain paramount importance in the future
Challenge of penetration in country’s vast geography- This is another vexed issue that has been worrying SEBI and the finance ministry. It is reported that almost 80% of all MF collections emanate from six metros. This anomaly needs to be corrected at the earliest. While MF houses have been increasing penetration into small towns, they often find the business un-remunerative due to the poor image of Mutual Funds that result in poor collections. Lack of Investor education is an equally important factor responsible for low penetration
Establishing Uniformity and common standards: The common bugbear of all MF investors is the amount of paperwork required to tackle purchases and redemptions. No two fund application forms are similar; likewise each fund house has different rules pertaining to switches, redemptions and loads. For the lay investor this means confusion and ultimately chaos. The introduction of the mutual fund identification Number (MIN) was supposed to reduce this clutter but scrapping of the same by the Finance ministry just added to investor woes. Hence, a uniform and common set of standards is the need of the hour.
Need for Self regulatory Organisation (SRO)- This is by far the most important catalyst for the sustained and orderly growth of mutual funds in the country. In the current dispensation, Securities and Exchange Board of India, through its mutual fund department, is in charge of overseeing the MF industry. While this sounds good on paper, in effect SEBI is quite busy with its governance of the capital markets (and rightly so) and is thus playing a passive role as far as the MF industry is concerned. While SEBI has been pushing Association of Mutual Funds in India (AMFI) to convert itself into a self-regulatory organisation, AMFI, being a representative of Mutual fund is quite reluctant to do so due to the inherent multiple conflict of interest. There is a crying need for an independent regulator on the lines of IRDA which could understand the issues on hand and which could devote complete time and energy to the same.
Managing Competition from new entrants- Low barriers to entry and increased competition from other asset Management Companies will squeeze returns and share in the Fund market in India. Though there is lot of untapped opportunity in India it will take its own time to unleash the potential
Managing nuances of Distributor driven business- Since the fund business is primarily distributor driven enabling them to reach to common man, there is heightened possibilities of mis-selling. Today there is no restriction on multiple fund and insurance distributorship and as a result the probability of selling a fund with higher commission for the distributor is very high. Also the perennial problem of pass back of commission is a challenging task to handle
Compliance with Global Accounting and Reporting standards- Down the years it will become imperative for the Fund houses to move to a more transparent and International accounting and reporting standards like IFRS (International Financial reporting Standards) and GIPS ( Global Investment Performance Standards). This will warrant higher Compliance and technical challenges. IFRS incorporate accounting principles familiar to investors worldwide which will encourage investor confidence in capital markets with various jurisdictions and financial reporting and this will further facilitate investment from both domestic and foreign sources of capital
More use of technology- Unlike Equity Market, Mutual fund market is some what primitive in terms of technical infrastructure and settlement process. One of the key challenges would be to enhance the use of technology for efficient and seamless investor transactions between all the stakeholders like the Fund House, Registrar and the Bankers.
Managing Competition from the Insurance Industry- Unit Linked Insurance Plans (ULIP) account for 80% of the Insurance business in India. They being similar in nature of Mutual funds the challenge is to face the competition both within Asset Management firm and Insurance Company. Though, Insurance firms require more Capital for each insurance policy sold and have more onus of social responsibility, the nature of the ULIP business is similar to the Fund business. It is a challenge which needs to be faced as a cohesive force
Outsourcing challenges- Back office and Middle office outsourcing to specialist third party service providers is the ‘mantra’ of the day to drive cost effective returns. The industry is seeing more and more of outsourcing enabling them to focus on the core business and avoid fixed overhead and infrastructural costs. The challenge for the Fund houses will be to balance risk and outsourcing driven benefits.
Internationally, in the Mutual Fund Industry I perceive transparency, disclosure and fairness in Fund Performance and Fund Investments as the Key challenges. After the consequences of the sub prime and the financial crisis in the United States, performance and creditability of international Funds is questionable.
The top four challenges according to me will be:-
v To work even harder to maintain the framework of accountability towards the investors.
v To always accord the fair and equal treatment to the investors
v Continue to inform the investors fully and meaningfully about their fund investments.
v Most importantly, the challenge to be loyal to the interests of the investors whom they serve in trust and be deeply conscious of the obligations they assume as fiduciaries on behalf of the investors